I am the Prince of Nigeria

DSCarmon · Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:23 am Post subject: I am the Prince of Nigeria

Dear friends,

I am hoping to become emigrant to United States, You were among my father's person contacts, so i know you are to be trustworthy. Along with my many millions of dollars, But i cannot leave my country with my money, and as i do not know a banker in the us, i need your help to store the money temporarily. All i need to get started is your account information. I would be happy to reward you with a percentage of my money in the hopes that we can become friends and go to McDonald's together. I would like that very much.

-the Prince of Nigeria
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Sweasty · Permanent Resident Joined: 10 May 2002 Posts: 744

I will not help a Mcdonald's patron!! You can cheat me out of money kind sir, but not if it will go towards future McCafe purchases.
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DSCarmon · Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:48 am Post subject:

Dear Freinds,

It is glad that you have taken an interest in becoming a the best buddy of the Prince of Nigeria! I have often wanted an american #1 pal! If you do not like MacDanalods than i will also shun this place! I am excited about coming over there! Please share with me your financials information so that a large sum of money may be transferred to your accounts right away!

Love,
The Prince of Nigeria
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HatTrick · Staff Joined: 08 May 2002 Posts: 617

Dear Son,

You know good and well that fathers contacts are for serious business only. Now come down and eat your fancy American food called a Big Mac. You don't want to upset your mother and leave the serious business to me.

- the King of Nigeria
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DSCarmon · Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:48 pm Post subject:

Father! This is to be most unexpected. I have merely petitioned the lovely americans for friendship and an escape from the demon goats that infest our beloved homeland. Surely you are to be joining me in this endevalor?
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HatTrick · Staff Joined: 08 May 2002 Posts: 617

Son! While yes the demon goats do infest our homeland a plan has been formulating by my number 1 science people I am not sure it safe to discuss our space balloon in front of the Americans, but I will need the people in my serious business contacts to retrieve my money from our space balloon. They of course will get a percentage of it in its recovery.

-King of Nigeria
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DSCarmon · Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:14 pm Post subject:

As is our custom, to give percentages of our money. Father! May i go to the USA #1 as a field trip?
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HatTrick · Staff Joined: 08 May 2002 Posts: 617

Yes you should at haste to America to prepare our money. For I fear that spies from Cameroon will attempt to steal it and lay claim to my thrown her in Nigeria. They have already sent a plague of demon goats that infest our beloved homeland.
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DSCarmon · Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:48 am Post subject:

Father!

I at have last arrived in the United states of #1 Amrerica, and the camaroonese spies has beaten us to here!! They have solicitated space programme money from banks, banks, and money lechers. I will to fight them with our goats! have brought for this purpose.

May you not be eaten by demon goats,

The Prince of Nigeria
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